80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical.
Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious.
I didn’t really say everything I said.
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
If you don’t know where you are going, you’ll end up someplace else.
I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopaedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.
It ain’t over till it’s over.
It gets late early out there.
Nobody goes there anymore because it’s too crowded.
Nothing is like it seems, but everything is exactly like it is.
The future ain’t what it used to be.
This is like deja vu all over again.
You can observe a lot by watching.
You got to be careful if you don’t know where you’re going, because you might not get there.
You should always go to other people’s funerals; otherwise, they won’t come to yours.